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Well hi. If you're viewing this page from Kenosha, Wisconsin, you're probably wondering what Mr. Stutz is planning on doing with this over the summer. I have some bad (or good, depending on your point of view) news.

My family and I have decided to take jobs in San Pedro Sula, Honduras and will not be returning for the 2000-2001 school year. It was a very difficult decision, made so because of the love I had for the students, faculty, staff, and program at Indian Trail Academy. I had not intended to leave after such a short time at ITA, but as the patriarch of a family now (where has the time gone?), I have to take steps that are in the best interest of my wife and kids and not just do what I want to do.

I hope that those of you reading this realize just what a sacrifice this has been for me: I loved ITA and the things we were doing there. I could not ask to work with a more supportive, professional, fun group of colleagues, and the response from (most of) the kids to our efforts was outstanding.

I will sincerely miss the ITA community and hope that we will be able to remain in contact through the wonders of electronic communication. Please do not hesitate to contact me via email or a message. Although I will be pretty out of the loop until about mid-August, I will get back in touch with you.

All my best -

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